Edit: Discuss one question for an entire page Until the question gets old and I decide to change it, The questions have to be a choice between having to do two terrible things...

Here goes:

Would you rather have a set of hairy balls permanently attached to your chin, or have to swim two laps through an olympic-sized swimming pool full of poo every morning for the rest of your life. BALLS WINS!!

Would you rather be mechanically forced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour every morning, or have your eyes glued shut for one full  24 hour day of every week? Screaming wins!

Have a diarrhea squirt gun fight
Drink a soda bottle filled with cat pee Diarrhea FTW

New Question:

Would you rather have your big toe removed and sewn onto your forearm or
Have your penis relocated to your forehead?

i don't think we need to post a new question every time. I think this question deserves an entire thread dedicated to it

How about a new question every page??

Balls, because in my case they will be carbon buckminsterfullerene nanostructures ("buckyballs"). They are indeed hairy... with carbon strands.

Balls.. girls will love it...

Tough call.  Why must this be an either/or proposition?

Can't I have both??

The poo filled swimming pool , simply b/c I would do it in a deep sea divers suit and would never come in contact with the poo…

And before anyone says that is not allowed he never said I had to do it naked or anything….so there

I think I would personally choose the swimming pool of Poo.

Me too. I think you´d get used to it after a couple of years.