Here is all you need to know about Canadians.

Canadians (Homosapien simplus) are a strange species. They mainly live in cool climates and enjoy recreational activites considered strange to everyone, like hockey and maple syrup collecting.

They typically look like normal people, except their eyes are just beady black dots and the top of their head is disconnected from their body.

They developed a strange language. Most expert believe it is some completely altered form of English, but it is still theory. They are not able to pronounce the syllable "ou/ow" as in now or ouch. It is pronounced as "oo".

To eat, they shove food up their gluteus maximus. It is called, as experts state, "Gastrointestinal Digest". The food travels up the anus and decomposes on the way so the stomach has healthy nutrients. The remaining waste travels out the mouth in solids and the nose through liquids.

Tests are still being done to determine what their sight is and how well they can hear and smell. Apparently their sense of touch is altered and makes everything feel like wet newspaper.

Much credit goes to the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, for reavealing this.

bbq and fireworks at night, I go to see the fireworks every year in the night. even in the rain

Pretty much a normal day, except maybe wish people Happy Canada Day...

Moving to Ottawa that day

I am gonna get a Canadian whore to celebrate it! Canada FTW!