Since the fuckwads from FiOS have been taking too long, I want to get online by using a wired connection.

A few questions:

1) What are some cheap ones?

2) Are they readily available at some stores?

3) How do I set them up?

4) Do they impair my connection by making it laggier since I have 24K Dial-Up.

So help. If I get good answers, I can hopefully get online by the end of this week.

24k dial up? I don't think you can use Wii internet with that..

I despise(sp?) Verizon...

Yeah, you're going to need at least some form of cheap broadband if you hope to play online.

I heard that the Virtual Console locks up if you access it using 56k. I'm not too sure if they fixed that bug but it's good to know.

My 4,400 bps modem was top of the line at some point.