Your description of the game is actually making me want to play it, if only to see for myself just how terrible it is.

Is this the kinda thing that's so bad that it's good?

This thread is awesome.

I'm also amazed that rocketpig can still type sensibly...

Blues Brothers!

CLASSIC. :p

If only you knew how often I was drunk while typing on this board... It's an innate ability of mine. I only lose the ability to spell and type when I'm so drunk that I can't even walk. 

The Penguin told me to do it.

@rocketpig

If after a stage or two you saw the game was too easy, why didn't you start over on hard? aren't you 'hardcore' enough to play a game for the first time on hard mode?...man, you should know better. Even the best games are ruined if played on normal, and if you're likely to go through a game just once and then trash it, it's better to play it at least on hard and be done with it.

That's funny because while sober, I had a great time playing Halo on medium. I still died in the fourth hour quite a few times.

In this game, once I learned the quirks, I didn't die. Period. It's sad.

I won't start over because if a game can't beat me drunk, it's not worth playing. 

well I just came home after a whole night of drinking, and it's already 9 am here, Amsterdam time, but I'm out of sigs so I really must come with something before I go to sleep.. anyway.. good luck with HaZE

After playing through Halo3 on *ahem* Legendary with you and Profcrab in about 5 hours, I'm excited to hear you ramble about another FPS game that I'm sure would be an absolute trainwreck for online multiplayer. You guys need to pool up and buy me a PS3 so I can play this with you and laugh the whole way through. The whole bit about Lieutenant Assface in Halo 3 made the entire (now Legendary) Playthrough of Easiness worth t for me.

(I'd totally write you a review for it if you buy me a PS3. Not that I'm pressuring you. ;) )