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The Ghost of RubangB on 23 May 2008
TheRealMafoo said:
rocketpig said:

This game has the underpinnings of a very interesting title

 I think that's the Jaeger talking.


 You know the part of Olivia Newton John's "Physical" when she says "Let me hear your body talk, body talk, let me hear your body talk" ???

Well your comment just got that song stuck in my head.  Now I just want rocketpig to get drunker, so I can say,

 

Let me hear your Jaeger talk, Jaeger talk! Let me hear your Jaeger talk!

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry.  Continue...



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Rock_on_2008 on 23 May 2008

Nooooo! I feel sorry you have to experience another Lair quality game.



jankazimierz on 23 May 2008

I just got it...rented from blockbuster!



rocketpig on 23 May 2008

No, the game actually had about 10 minutes where I was actually interested in what was going on. The Jaeger had nothing to do with it. Then it went right back to shit. BTW, the vehicle controls are about on par with the Mako from Mass Effect... Meaning that you need to be an epileptic ferret on speed to actually control the stupid things.

I was excited for a moment but the game went right to back to full-on Liberace faster than you could say "gold-sequined jumpsuit".




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rocketpig on 23 May 2008

There's a vehicle segment through landmines... The landmines, thanks to the vehicle controls, killed me almost instantly.

So I walked through it and got a new vehicle spawn right after. I think that part was supposed to be difficult.

Still trying to figure out where my sidekick Mexican hombre went, though. Maybe it's siesta time.

The AI in this game is equatable to Corky from Life Goes On.




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rocketpig on 23 May 2008

The only motion control in this game so far involves shaking the controller when someone lights you on fire. Stupid.

If this was a MGS game, I'm sure this is the point where someone would pop in and tell me it's an allegorical reference to Neitsczhe and his famous "stop, drop, and roll" quote.




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vaio on 23 May 2008
rocketpig said:
The only motion control in this game so far involves shaking the controller when someone lights you on fire. Stupid.

If this was a MGS game, I'm sure this is the point where someone would pop in and tell me it's an allegorical reference to Neitsczhe and his famous "stop, drop, and roll" quote.

I don´t really know what that quote is so please enlighten me



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vaio on 23 May 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:
psrock said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
For a second I thought you were excited for the wrong reasons, and I was a little worried, but nevermind, it seems like you're ready to have a blast. If I borrowed a PS3 I'd be doing this with Lair. I should get my hands on some Wii shovelware, get drunk, and try to dig my way out before summer school starts.

 

lair is blast on speed.

 BAAAAAHHAAHAHAH.  Nice one.  We could start a whole web site about finding out which drugs can make the world's worst games enjoyable.  I bet E.T. is great on acid and ecstacy.


Anything on Xtacy is great that is the whole point of X. Even if you got raped by your grandfather it would be great if you were high on X.



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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird  and people take Prozac  to make it normal.

If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh

Is marijuana the best medicine?

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

“If any creator has not played Mario, then they’re probably not a good creator. That’s something I can say with 100 percent confidence. Mario is, for game creators, the development bible.

TheRealMafoo on 23 May 2008
rocketpig said:
There's a vehicle segment through landmines... The landmines, thanks to the vehicle controls, killed me almost instantly.


Let this be a lesson to you kids. Don't drink and drive!

 



WEWdeadeye on 24 May 2008

I had a couple of 80s of OC, a carton of smokes, and a 6 pack of Steel Reserve. The I downloaded the Haze demo, and fell asleep before I could rail up the oxy, light up a smoke, or crack open a beer. What a bore of a game.



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