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The only motion control in this game so far involves shaking the controller when someone lights you on fire. Stupid.

If this was a MGS game, I'm sure this is the point where someone would pop in and tell me it's an allegorical reference to Neitsczhe and his famous "stop, drop, and roll" quote.




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