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Strategyking92 on 20 May 2008

I just think he gets stupider and stupider with each new joke (or what he considers new) dee-dee-dee!

anyway, he has a new show on this week, you gonna watch it?

when did you realize he was an unfunny assmite? (10/01/07 for me)



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rocketpig on 20 May 2008

The first show of Mind of Mencia. I watched that shit and almost threw my shoe through my television just because I couldn't find the remote quickly enough to make it stop before it gave me an aneurism.

I actually saw him live in LA about 7-8 years ago... Believe it or not, the guy actually used to be a pretty refreshing and funny stand-up comic.




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Strategyking92 on 20 May 2008

Youtube didn't help him either, he looked so stupid trying to fend off hecklers, including joe rogan.



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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twesterm on 21 May 2008

Ugh, there are few people I hate more than Carlos Mencia.  It's not because he's controversial, it's because he's just beyond lame.

People I hate most in the world

  1. Tyra Banks
  2. Bono
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. Carlos Mencia
  5. Bobby Flay


 

Sqrl on 21 May 2008
twesterm said:
Ugh, there are few people I hate more than Carlos Mencia. It's not because he's controversial, it's because he's just beyond lame.

People I hate most in the world
  1. Tyra Banks
  2. Bono
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. Carlos Mencia
  5. Bobby Flay

 I might regret this but why the Hate for Tyra?

 

PS - I have no opinion of her either way tbh, it just seemed out of place to me was all...I think people like Al Gore are far more important to hate before Tyra...but thats just my list..I'm mostly curious what Tyra did to inspire your ire? 
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MontanaHatchet on 21 May 2008

Sometimes he is funny...other times it seems like he's either trying to kiss up for ratings or give us a lecture. Also, he literally does not know how to say Latino or Hispanic anymore. I swear that either his brain or the producers insist on him saying "Beaner".

He was actually a really good standup comic, the show, to be honest, seems to be holding him down rather than rising him up.



 

 

twesterm on 21 May 2008
Sqrl said:
twesterm said:
Ugh, there are few people I hate more than Carlos Mencia. It's not because he's controversial, it's because he's just beyond lame.

People I hate most in the world
  1. Tyra Banks
  2. Bono
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. Carlos Mencia
  5. Bobby Flay

I might regret this but why the Hate for Tyra?

 

PS - I have no opinion of her either way tbh, it just seemed out of place to me was all...I think people like Al Gore are far more important to hate before Tyra...but thats just my list..I'm mostly curious what Tyra did to inspire your ire?


 She's a stupid attention seeking hypocrite whore.  She should of stuck to modeling and kept her mouth shut.



 

MontanaHatchet on 21 May 2008

Also she looks funny.



 

 

twesterm on 21 May 2008

Just to avoid further questions:

  1. Tyra Banks - stupid attention seeking hypocrite whore
  2. Bono - Fucking bastard, usually these top two places constantly shift
  3. Paris Hilton - She does nothing except be a dumb bitch and expect everyone to respect her
  4. Carlos Mencia - Thinks being edgy will make people like him more.  I'm sure he spent his childhood practicing his jokes on his only friends-- his insect collection.
  5. Bobby Flay - Hack

 



 

Strategyking92 on 21 May 2008

here are people like twestern's list:
Tyra banks= Al Gore (in my book anyway)
Bono (why the bono hate????)
Paris Hilton= britney spears, lindsay lohan, and others
Carlos Mencia= in a league of his own.....
Bobby Flay= Rosie O'Donald



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

Obligatory dick measuring Gaming Laptop Specs: Sager NP8270-GTX: 17.3" FULL HD (1920X1080) LED Matte LC, nVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M, Intel Core i7-4700MQ, 16GB (2x8GB) DDR3, 750GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive