Grr, once again my new Xbox 360 has taken my love for it, and fornicated forcefully in the back.

Anyway, first, my Xbox 360 stabbed me:

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=26465

I made that post after that horrific incident, from which I am still limping.

Yesterday, it went one step too far!

I had been noticing that occasionally my 360 remove would give me the old: "Please reconnect your controller" achievement in the midst of gaming but never really thought much of it.

Well, during GoW(...meh) the controller did it 5 or 6 times in a row and then refused to reconnect, green lights still aflashing on it.

I added new batteries. Lights still on, won't connect. I added new batteries again, fresh from the store. The lights were blinking green, resync,won't connect.

I resynched about 10 times, still won't connect. Have no backup controller.

Time to call Microsoft. Hour of babble before my problem is addressed:

You have a wireless router, and wireless phone?

Yes and yes.

Unplug them.

Done.

Reconnected! ....(Please Reconnect Controller happens again)

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Calm down sir!

I'll eat your baby after I cook it!

Call back.

Any metal in front of your 360?

Just a fan to keep it from RRoDing.

Remove it.

Done.

(Please reconnect controller after 10 seconds)

Sir, your crap broked, send it in. Must be your remote.

Well, I borrowed neighbors remote, does same thing.

I just went to Ebay and paid 22 dollars for a new Xbox 360 WIRED remote.

Xbox called me via WiFi:

Yeah holmes, that's what you get for getting blood on my shank. Next time it'll cost you your life.

I blame Wii-Fit. 

lol, man that sucks.

That damn Wii Fit.

Edit: Wait wait wait wait wait.  You got rid of your Wii?  Wtf?  Why?

Oh man, I had some good lulz over your achievement zing. Nice one.

I made a post. I traded it for an Xbox 360, and plan on buying a new Wii when ToS comes out.

Reason: I played everything on the Wii to death and brother wanted to trade straight up 360 for Wii, and I don't have a good PC and had never played Bioshock and many other 360 games, so I traded, and when I buy a new Wii, I will have all 3 consoles, and will have added an extra sales to the utter ownage being lain upon foes, via the Wii.

lol, it looks just like an achievement, I swear. If it could do a message for RRoD it would be achievement font and pop up like it.

It's not right man.  It's just not right.

*shakes head*

Anyone wanna bet what will hapen to Zen next week? My guess is, fan will rip out of the X360 and cut his hair in the style of the big guy in "Lock stock and two smoking barrels".

lol 360 is becoming violent xd

It is written, and it shall come to pass. Strangely I blame Lost Odyssey.

I know one thing, Wii-Fit is gonna kill my 360 when it finds out how he's been treating me.