To keep the snakes out? Or perhaps just to make your Lawn look nice?
Nope.
I'll tell you why, it's to keep you in control by the Government, if you allow Grass to grow it realeaes a Chemical called Helium 3, which is proven to repel Nuclear Radiation, if you mow the Lawn you are keeping Helium 3 out of the Air, so the Government can Nuke you if they see fit.
True story.
I thought it was to prevent things like ticks climbing onto you.
[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan
The same reason we shave our pubes.
But I won't tell you what it is.
Did you join a cult or is the old AoA back?
 | "Back off, man. I'm a scientist." Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor scientist. Especially if you think the moon landing was faked. | |
I used to work for the Gov't. Perhaps I'm just here to make sure no one knows the truth.
[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan
| kenzomatic said: Did you join a cult or is the old AoA back? |
Beware the VGC Reptillians.
| The Ghost of RubangB said: we shave our pubes. |
We do?
Galaki said:
We do? |
*gasp* are we suppose to? O_O
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