Platypus: Intentional, or just whatever was left in the parts bag when you finished designing everything else?

Also: What's your deal with vaginas? How could you trust the entire supply of such a precious commodity to creatures as inherently crazy as women? 

So um god... do you speak english?

 How about thinking he's a man because in Latin based languages it is grammatically correct to use "he" when the gender of someone or something is unknown. (Hence also why it's grammatically correct to call a group of guys and girls just guys.)

Therefore it's not so much an assumption of manhood as it is a gramatical fact that some take as an assumption.

Well that or the fact that it's just a lot better to be a man then it is a woman in this world. 

@kasz216, yep good point. Didn't think of the gender neutral use of the typically male pronouns.

^wont or cant are still a limit, but like all self imposed limits it is something that he can change if he wants

but then again all of this is just trying to wrap a humane mind around a subject that operates outside of that context, its like asking a sea sponge to theorize the nature of humane thought

i'd ask him for a shag.

 Yeah, i mean... on the whole "Is god a man thing."  basically all you have to do is ask the average person "Does god have a penis."

I haven't done research on this... but I assume most people would say no.

I mean... if he did that answers to many questions.

 1) If he does... does he masterbate?

2) If he doesn't masterbate, why does he have a penis.  I mean he can just point and click create.

3) Maybe he creates people to have sex with him?  Or just can get any woman to sleep with him because well... he's god.

4) If that's the case... what are the chances that he's going to want a bunch of dudes hanging around the afterlife.   Unless like... god was gay also... or something.  The bible in the old testament is homophobic but i attribute that to the people writing it, not to god being a homophobe.

5) If got does masterbate what are is uh... remains.

6) What if universes are his "remains"  That'd be pretty depressing.  Existing because we are just the byproduct of god masterbation.  That's kinda depressing.

Man my mind is crazy. 

@kasz216

Did you take your medicine today? lol

 Hah that's how my mind just works.  Just go straight down the line of questions, and they often lead to weird or completely different tangents.

"May I meet Elvis?!?!?!?"

But seriously, I'd start apologizing for all my crap and weep shamelessly like a baby(no shame in that, since I shamelessly weep all the time anyways).

And I've thought of this before seriously...I'd ask for a trip through the cosmos and a trip through a black hole. That would be awesome. Then I'd want to know stuff like who Jack the Ripper was, what the deal was with the JFK assassination, and if I could go back in time to see dinosaurs. That kinda stuff.