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Slash said:
I would ask him how many innocent girls he let's die every year to make sure every guy get's 42 virgins when he gets up there.
Should be alot or are they like angels or something? That would be totally awesome but unholy I guess.

 Yeah, if it was the Allah flavor of the Abrahamic god I would ask him what's up with promising sex in paradise if he is so uptight about it on earth.



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mesoteto said:
superchunk said:
Peace be with, God is Great! As I bow down and weep in joy.

BTW, why does everyone always assume God is a man? That just doesn't make sense. Why would a infinite being that has created all limit itself to a gender or a form for that matter.

Now I know many of you on this site are void of all belief, but just for the sake of curiosity. What would you *really* do in the presence of God? I know most of the answers above are just bs, but seriously, what would you do?
he was male at teh time he created adam b/c he made him in his image.... also i wolnt speak i would just sit and listen to what he has to say

 


 Ever consider the idea that image is not referring to physical image? I just don't think it makes sense that a god has any form, i.e. limitations.



^he does have limits, he cant cause a flood like he dd before b/c he said he never would



 

BCNR34 said:
how many potential children died on jenna jamesons face?
Epic win lol.

 



Seriously I will ask him to give me powers like X-ray vision(to see under girls clothes =),and telepathy(so I will know if a girl likes me).



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mesoteto said:
^he does have limits, he cant cause a flood like he dd before b/c he said he never would

 I believe the supposed quote was "won't" not "can't". Therefore not a limit. Granted you could say God chose a human male image as a form, but, then the idea that Adam was created in God's physical image still isn't right as God simply chose that image then and can easily choose another image if God so wills.

Not to mention there have been many large and greatly disaterous floods since then. I personally don't think the Noah story was world-wide as in all of Earth. Just world-wide to those who initiated the verbal story and overtime has had some alterations that one would expect after a few hundred years of being a solely verbal tale. Ever play the phone game?



I would say "whoa" or "holy S***" but i'm sure he wouldn't like the second one.



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So why do you hate lesbians? hot lesbians are freaking awesome.

I once saw a jpeg somewhere that read "God hates fags... but He thinks lesbians are the shit."  I admit, I lol'd hard.

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