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superchunk said:
Peace be with, God is Great! As I bow down and weep in joy.

BTW, why does everyone always assume God is a man? That just doesn't make sense. Why would a infinite being that has created all limit itself to a gender or a form for that matter.

Now I know many of you on this site are void of all belief, but just for the sake of curiosity. What would you *really* do in the presence of God? I know most of the answers above are just bs, but seriously, what would you do?

Seriously? I'd ask him why the fuck my 13 year old brothers best friend is dying of cancer, while cunts like Ian Brady and Peter Sutcliffe are still alive.



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To Superchunk: I would ask to be able to read whatever scripture he handed over to mankind before asking my question then ask him about any immoral law or precept found within it.

if he did not hand down any scripture then I would ask him what his moral code is.

Whether it exists or not I would not wish to worship an immoral being.



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superchunk said:
Peace be with, God is Great! As I bow down and weep in joy.

BTW, why does everyone always assume God is a man? That just doesn't make sense. Why would a infinite being that has created all limit itself to a gender or a form for that matter.

Now I know many of you on this site are void of all belief, but just for the sake of curiosity. What would you *really* do in the presence of God? I know most of the answers above are just bs, but seriously, what would you do?
 he was male at teh time he created adam b/c he made him in his image.... also i wolnt speak i would just sit and listen to what he has to say 

 



 

I would ask him how many innocent girls he let's die every year to make sure every guy get's 42 virgins when he gets up there.
Should be alot or are they like angels or something? That would be totally awesome but unholy I guess.



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