Sonic the Hedgehog sucks. It sucks beyond imagination. It super sucks, so super fucking much, it would make a black hole explode.

Now, you might be wondering, is it really, that bad? Well, no, of course not. It's fucking worse.

This pile of roadkill, hedgehog shit, is the definite, most, apathetic, repugnant, ignominious, detestation, of betrayal, and it's the tyrannic king, of excruciatingly, atrocious, video games, from the center, to forever, beyond the outer, perimeter of the Universe, and forever, beyond time itself.

Now, is it the absolute, worst Sonic game, ever created? Unassailably, but it doesn't stop there. No. This game, is one of the worst video games, I have ever played, in my entire life. Is it bad? No. This game, is portentously, fucking horrible!

What do you think? The nerd is famous for diarrhea jokes, and I will use some, different ones, too, but maybe I can be famous, using complicated words, to describe how bad the games are. Anyways, I will do the introduction today, and if you want, I can post it on Youtube, so you can tell me if you like it or not. 

Introduction is complete. It has not been memorized. I couldn't perfectly memorize it, so it's cut, and pasted together. I will put it up on Youtube, and you can let me know if you like it or not.

I revised it. Does this look any better?

Sonic the Hedgehog sucks. It sucks beyond imagination. It super sucks, so super fucking much, it would make a black hole explode. Now, you might be wondering, is it really, that bad? Well, no, of course not. This game, is fucking worse.

How much worse? Like, is it the tyrannic king, of excruciatingly atrocious, Sonic games? Unassailably, but it's even worse than that. This pile of roadkill, hedgehog shit, is one of the worst video games, I have ever played, in my entire life. This game, is the definite, most repugnant, detestable, appalling, betraying, ignominy, of the entire Universe, forever beyond it, and forever, before, and after time, itself. Is it bad? No. This game is portentously, fucking horrible!




By the way, I bought a dry eraser board, so now I don't need to do any more memorizing bull shit.

It's done. I will post it on Youtube soon. I also, got, almost every single live footage in.

This is the introduction to what exactly?

IIRC some sort of Angry Video Game Nerd (forgot if that was his exact name) kind of thing done by a.l.e.x00

The Sonic the Hedgehog review I am creating. I am going to try to compete with the nerd. So far, it's going okay. My acting, isn't perfect, but that's okay for now. It's the first review I am making, so of course, it's not going to be NERD quality... Yet... Hopefully... I can always do it again in the future, anyways.

I don't get it.

The introduction has been changed, and completed.

Sonic the Hedgehog sucks. It sucks beyond imagination. It super sucks, so super fucking much, it would make a black hole explode. Now, you might be wondering, is it really, that bad? Well, no, of course not. This game, is fucking worse.

How much worse? Like, is it the tyrannic king, of excruciatingly atrocious, Sonic games? Unassailably, but it's even worse than that. This pile of roadkill, hedgehog shit, is one of the worst video games, I have ever played, in my entire life. This game, is the definite, most repugnant, detestable, appalling, betraying, ignominy, of the entire Universe, forever beyond it, and forever, before, and after time, itself. Is it bad? No. This game is portentously, fucking horrible!




Better? I think so.

Sounds like you've found a thesauraus.