I revised it. Does this look any better?
Sonic the Hedgehog sucks. It sucks beyond imagination. It super sucks, so super fucking much, it would make a black hole explode. Now, you might be wondering, is it really, that bad? Well, no, of course not. This game, is fucking worse.
How much worse? Like, is it the tyrannic king, of excruciatingly atrocious, Sonic games? Unassailably, but it's even worse than that. This pile of roadkill, hedgehog shit, is one of the worst video games, I have ever played, in my entire life. This game, is the definite, most repugnant, detestable, appalling, betraying, ignominy, of the entire Universe, forever beyond it, and forever, before, and after time, itself. Is it bad? No. This game is portentously, fucking horrible!
By the way, I bought a dry eraser board, so now I don't need to do any more memorizing bull shit.
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