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Grey Acumen on 16 May 2008

sorry, I was rather disappointed. This could have been downright epic if he had so much as put on a cheap $5 darth vader mask. When I saw the article and the description, I was expecting a guy in the full black suit staggering into their battle and flailing around as the jedi nerds do their best to fend off his inebriated swings.

As it stand, you just had some joker with a garbage bag tied around his neck swinging a cane. He looked like a retard.

No class, no style, this article had the potential for an epic win, but turned out to merely be an epic failure. Actually probably not even an epic failure, merely a regular failure, one that should get that Captain Picard pic where he's holding his face in his hand.
yeah, I think the crossing of scifi cultures for that would be nicely ironic too.



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Baddman on 17 May 2008

WOW!! LMFAOOOOO! this is hilarious i havent laughed this hard in sooooo long ROFL!



PS360ForTheWin on 17 May 2008

hmm, the force is strong with this thread me thinks.



Baddman on 17 May 2008

LMFAOO again i agree with foshoryuken when he video started and he said JEDI! omg i was on the floor ROFL!!



SuperSteveyLes on 25 May 2008
Foshoryuken said:

A man has received a suspended sentence for assaulting the founders of Britain's first Jedi church while dressed as Darth Vader.

Wearing a garbage bag as a cape to complete his Star Wars-themed costume, Arwel Wynne Hughes used a metal crutch to hit Barney Jones, also known as Master Jonba Hehol, on the head, the Associated Press reported.

Mr Hughes, 27, also attacked Jones' cousin Michael Jones, known as Master Mormi Hehol, and wounded him in the thigh, a British court was told.

Alcohol was a likely factor behind the assault, since Hughes claimed he couldn't remember what happened because he had consumed most of 10 litre box of wine before.

The incident was caught on a video camera, which the two Jedi masters had set up to film themselves in a light sabre battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!!" Hughes yelled as he came on to the scene. (LMFAO!)

Hughes was given a suspended sentence of two months in jail and a £260 fine.

Jones' Church of Jediism, a philosophy gleaned from the popular Star Wars movies, was set up last year and has about 30 members.

 

 

 

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*EDIT* Here is the video and update.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7398202.stm


 Sure he was drunk, or was he just bored.



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