I am really bad at french like awful I got the lowest grade in class.I need help from somewhere cause my french teacher a real douche-bag so i cant ask her. Any expert at french willing to help me out please.

Quelle sorte d'aide?

http://babelfish.altavista.com/
http://www.google.com/translate_t

Paralinks is really good
I can help you if you happen to want to know about the 1961 coup d'etat by General Challe in the Algerian war, other than that, an A* in french GCSE really aint good for much

You need to specify what kind of help, as someone else asked Quelle sorte d'aide?

It's probably not the best idea to use such online translators.

I'm French and when I was a student I've seen some friends use some online translators for English translations. The result was always pretty bad and the teacher could always tell. 

Dites ici votre doutes et nous allons vous aide bien =)

Mes je ne parle pas encore le français très bien =/, j'ètudie le français a deux mois à peu près...

J'espoir que je puisse vous aide =/

(lol how bad was it?)

Ask Dogs Rule he is the best one in French of whole the site :).

:l no good responding to him in french if he doesn't understand it.

I am okay in French, you can ask a question if you want.

No good responding offering help if he immediately logged off without specifying what his problems are. I asked him to 6 minutes after the original post and never received an answer. I was/am willing to help, but he has to help me help him. Also, I don't see how quick exchanges in a forum could possibly make up for what he missed in his entire semester.

Again I am willing to help though any reasonable way I can.

@ Konnichiwa

C'est pas nécessairement vrai. En fait, je fais souvent des fautes d'orthographes et de grammaire. Si j'étais lui, je préfererais avoir Lolita comme tutrice. ;)