Tell me about it...

This wild dog appeared and when i tried to conjure a cyclone, nothing happened.

I had no choice but to escape, so i didn't got any exp or Zenny...

you're supposed to beat a stray dog with a baseball bat until it becomes tame. I was at the mall once and I saw a hippe, so I beat him with a baseball bat...but he never returned to normal...so I got scared and ran....don't tell anybody...please...

I heard that the key to beating Hippies in real life is to use the master sword, however to stand a chance you have to be a level 24 paladin as well

Rofl

I already done that to dogs, cats, birds and even people and then tried to throw balls at them, but nothing happens.

This real world is bugged, i tell ya.

Yeah, I found all kind of glitches in real life, like if you go on a killing spree and get arrested you don't just appear outside the police station 5 seconds later like in GTA.

However I found that real life has very few loading screens, which is good.

I don't get much chance to check out these forums because I live with 5 people and work full time in a 9 to 5 job. So I'd easily survive.