So we have bears outside. And cops dealing with the bears. Which means I can't smoke a cigarette. Man, I hate living in Maine. Also, I hate bears.

Anyone else hate bears? 

I love bears. The gummy ones.

I never had a problem with a Bear, can't say much either since I live in the city, but I like bears...except when they're ruining property

oh hurray the cops shooed the bears away and I guess a warden or whatever is coming in the morning. Boy do I feel like I'm living in the boonies. One of the downsides of living in the middle of a wildlife refuge I guess haha.

You have Bears outside I have LA traffic.....sometimes Id prefer to have bears outside.

Also I dont need to smoke all I have to do is take a walk outside and let LA's smog do the smoking for me.

Agh. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Chicago Bears.

After reading your post, I think I know why that bear was there(can you see this coming)...it was Smokey the Bear just wanting to remind you that "Only you can prevent forest fires".

Wait until you have a moose stumbling around the side of your house. That one was fun

I've had to sit and wait for a moose to move from standing in the middle of the road before. That was pretty cool.

As for Smokey... who were the two other bears? His thugs?

I can't say that I HATE bears as I've never met one personally.

Closest thing we've got 'round these parts is Kangaroo's, which don't really cause any trouble unless you run over one.

Look at me rambling on about Kangaroos in a thread about bears! Carry on gents :)

But they are so cute...