I miss this kind of wacky experimentation; reminds me of the 90's. Will definitely be looking out for this.

Wonder if it will ever release outside of Japan?

Why wouldn't it? Weve had much worse weebo stuff release (worse as in level of weeb). If it had a special peripheral then I could see your point kinda. 

When this battle style looks better than Paper Mario

Funny how the announcer just shouts "power blend, double spatula, heavy pan fry" with a Japanese accent.

Doubt it.. tbh.
Atleast not physically, maybe digitally.

So is the burger with the cat face made out of actual cat meat? If food is alive, can it fight back in your stomach? Is this a sequel to 2012's Foodfight?

No idea what to make of this, but it did make me hungry.