Probably knows there have been many versions of this thread, and is correct about them being closed. There was certainly a time where VGC was known for its spam as much as Monty Python is. These days, we have to accept posts of lesser quality just to keep the wheels turning. Welcome to the thread. Feel free to spam away to get that post count above Rol’s.

Knows I had to leave the room during the Metroid section of today’s Direct

Should know I don't mind spoilers

Doesn’t mind spoilers

Thinks my dad jokes are clever…you’re too kind

Makes lame dad jokes

Is turning into his papa

will find that we all become our parents at some point in time, and may even learn to accept their faults just as we do our own

Made a wise observation though I hope we learn from our parents' weak points and become better versions.

Has 80,980 points to do…something with, I guess.