Lost his ship in the battle of '09

made a thread back in 2016 that got locked by the mods

Knows there’s less waiting now than there has been for a long time for a new entry in the 2D Metroid series

Has played 2d Metroid before, unlike moi

Must think 2D Metroids are boring

Knows that many have attempted the mazes of Zebes and have flung their controllers in frustration, deeming the game flawed and not their lack of patience

Should know that I entered Nintensphere in the Wii era and didn't know of any core franchises or video game history until Wii U and my tastes are massively different from a ninty oldie.

Called me an oldie

Doesn’t know that my grandfather had a full head of white hair by the time he was 21

...also has the same amount as me