reps a game that I've never played before (I may even own a copy of the game on the PS1)

doesn't understand how Eagle367 remains invulnerable to his weaponry

intensified his rhetoric by employing skill "Caps Lock"

Understands that I am not invincible but bombs, guns, swords and other weapons won't hurt me. Meanwhile little bomb doesn't get that you don't show the weakness of the villain until you're about to end the saga itself. You have to make the villain look undefeatable until then.

His internal translator is broken

Wishes he could Peggy Sue himself to a time before he got Mary Sue’d

Too much suing going on this thread and the one etecoon replied to started it.

I will stop saying the s word because he has made it annoying

Is obsessed with nonsense

Calls me overpowered but somehow has an infinite artillery and survives blowing up 100s of times.