d21lewis on 19 April 2008
*puts on glasses. Sits in rocking chair*
Hey there, Billy! Before we get started, I'll tell you, you REALLY don't want to follow any advice that I have to give, but I'll say this: I didn't get serious with this whole "girls" thing until I was 21, and I'm dead sexy. You got plenty of time to find real love. You're in school to learn reading, writing, and arithmetic (the three R's? WTF). While you're there, learn as much as you can about life. Your ex was just a "practice girl". Use the experience for when you're ready for the real thing.
Now eat your vegetables, too.
