-Spending time with a girlfriend
-Taking a piss after you've been holding it in for hours
-Waking up early, thinking it's a weekday, then realizing it's the weekend and going back to sleep
-Writing
-Physical activity
-Acting stupid/getting drunk with my best friends
-Eating a meal while high
-Finding a song you listen to over and over again 100's of times
 

Any of the above depending on my mood

On Earth:
1. Kickback with friends
2. Workout with or without friends
3. Game

Playstation 1
Playstation 2
Playstation 3

-Snowboarding;
-Orgasms (Giving (ladies), receiving (from ladies) and self-induced);
-Playing with my dog.

Yes, I do put snowboarding before Orgasms. (If you don't, your not snowboarding right.)

I didn't realize people would so openly admit how shallow they are

I thought we all had more dignity than that

Dignity is all well and good, but it aint a lot of fun now, is it.

1. To crush my enemies!
2. To see them driven before me.
3. To hear the lamentations of the women.

If I'm the first one to say that, then I win.

oops double duplicate post

^
Zen, FTW.

I think you should seek help.

Is the super religious guy a joke account or did his monastery just get the internet?

1. video games
2. music
3. the internets