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Alby_da_Wolf on 12 August 2017
CaptainExplosion said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:

Game:

- Duke Nukem 3D


Style:

- Action Movie Parody


Director:

- The Wachowskis


Cast:

The Duke: Donald Trump (no make-up needed)

Alien Boss N°1: Kim Jong Un (no make-up needed)

Alien Boss N°2: Nicolás Maduro (some make-up needed to make him look more like Saddam)

Alien Boss N°3: Hillary Clinton (some make-up needed to make her less scary and obtain R rating)

Plot:

The Duke stumbles and accidentally grabs Kim's pussy. Intergalactic war ensues.

 

Those are horrible casting choices. I don't know if you're trolling or if you're serious.

Can't tell if you're joking or asking seriously.   

But just imagine teh Donald saying "come get some", or "nobody steals our chicks and lives" before pouring bursts of depleted uranium on Kim!   



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Alby_da_Wolf on 29 August 2017
CaptainExplosion said:

Well, since I didn't get an answer out of Alpha, here's a proper pitch for a Duke Nukem movie:

Game:

-Duke Nukem

Style:

-Live action

Cast:

Duke: John Cena

General Graves: J K Simmons

Dr. Proton: Tom Ellis

Cycloid Emperor: *assorted monster noises*

Changes:

-Nothing really, just an over-the-top spoof of action movies, complete with gratuidous gore, explosions and naked people.

-Mashes up the story of the first two games in the opening sequence, then draws from Duke Nukem 3D for the rest of the story.

-About 90% of dialogue comes from Duke himself, appropriately enough.

Studio:

-Silver Dunes (masters of brainless action movies like the intended result)

I can't see John Cena as the Duke. Schwarzenegger (but dubbed and younger than he is now) could have been the right choice, he made quite nice and self-ironic spoofs, far better than his "serious" old action movies, and he was very good both as evil and good Terminator.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!