| CaptainExplosion said: Well, since I didn't get an answer out of Alpha, here's a proper pitch for a Duke Nukem movie: Game: -Duke Nukem Style: -Live action Cast: Duke: John Cena General Graves: J K Simmons Dr. Proton: Tom Ellis Cycloid Emperor: *assorted monster noises* Changes: -Nothing really, just an over-the-top spoof of action movies, complete with gratuidous gore, explosions and naked people. -Mashes up the story of the first two games in the opening sequence, then draws from Duke Nukem 3D for the rest of the story. -About 90% of dialogue comes from Duke himself, appropriately enough. Studio: -Silver Dunes (masters of brainless action movies like the intended result) |
I can't see John Cena as the Duke. Schwarzenegger (but dubbed and younger than he is now) could have been the right choice, he made quite nice and self-ironic spoofs, far better than his "serious" old action movies, and he was very good both as evil and good Terminator.
