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vivster on 28 July 2017

There are better ways to fight bacteria.



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Farsala on 28 July 2017

Well as a young kid I thought it would be cool if I could light a small part of my body on fire and then the fire would magically go out. TLDR: it didn't

I sprayed axe body spray on my arm in a line and lit it on fire. I thought it would just light the axe on fire briefly then dissipate, but nah the fire needed something else to kindle so it chose my skin. I was with a friend and I was like "I'm on fire! help" so he gets a wet towel and we put it on and thus I had a scar for about a year.

So yea mildly painful, but no lasting effect.



sethnintendo on 28 July 2017

Use some kind of anal cream or something. Supposedly your aren't supposed to use cortisone but I believe as long as you don't stick your finger up your ass with it then you'll be fine.



sethnintendo on 28 July 2017
monocle_layton said:
Can we hear about your wife's several yeast infections she's had over the years? I'm sure we'll all be interested in reading that. Heck, might as well tell us about those recent doctor visits you've had concerning your bowel movements

My ex had a pretty bad yeast infection a few weeks back (we just recently split).  Supposedly she was having urge to urinate and would just drip.  Told her ass to get some Vagisil and apparently it worked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-LzpXBH5g



sethnintendo on 28 July 2017

Oh you might have some chafing in inner thighs? Sounds like jock itch. Get yourself some Lotrimin or something like that for jock itch. Remember don't get the athlete's foot cream and get the jock itch cream or spray.



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JRPGfan on 28 July 2017
spurgeonryan said:
VGPolyglot said:
What the fuck?

I was trying to kill bacteria.  It burned like hydrogen peroxide so I feel it did. 

Wouldnt Hand sanitizer (Alcohol-based) be the sort of thing to use?

Wipe it clean, use a extra bit of toilet paper with some hand sanitizer on it, to dap at it.

 

Why would anyone use a house cleaning and disinfecting product on themselves?

Theres Benzalkonium chloride & Hydrogen peroxide in it..... pouring Chloride into a open wound (scratches?) doesnt sound fun.

This is what happends when your hand touches (hydrogen peroxide in lysol):



S.Peelman on 28 July 2017

Best first sentence in an OP ever.

Also, good luck with that.



Mr Puggsly on 28 July 2017
spurgeonryan said:

I guess since I have an overactive itching anus I probably have a lot of scratches,  but that Lysol burned like crazy.  Had to use a sock to wipe it off and the sock just made it worse.  Eventually I used my fiances underwear to wipe off the fire. 

 

Anyone ever do something as mildly painful?



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Slap&Ride on 28 July 2017
spurgeonryan said:

Anyone ever do something as mildly painful?

Used an empty toilet paper tube - was to narrow - cut it with sizzors - cut myself to - blod eweryware...



mjk45 on 28 July 2017
Farsala said:
Well as a young kid I thought it would be cool if I could light a small part of my body on fire and then the fire would magically go out. TLDR: it didn't

I sprayed axe body spray on my arm in a line and lit it on fire. I thought it would just light the axe on fire briefly then dissipate, but nah the fire needed something else to kindle so it chose my skin. I was with a friend and I was like "I'm on fire! help" so he gets a wet towel and we put it on and thus I had a scar for about a year.

So yea mildly painful, but no lasting effect.

most young kids I know when fires involved it tends to be about lighting their farts.



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