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Its 3pm in the afternoon here, I wish I was stuck in a bar...



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They have games for phones now.



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Ka-pi96 said:
StarOcean said:

Totally would've if I had the money for it XD why do you think I'm working?!

heh, fair enough. Would be good for times like you've got right now though

Is it at least one of those bars that shows sport on TV? Watch some sport and order some food, could be worse at least.

No subtitles ;-;



Nighthawk117 said:
Ok, I'm still awake - but not for long. And your a mod, so this can't be a troll thread.

Therefore, Star, how can I help you feel better about your current dilemma? Wanna hear a bad joke?

Yes I would



Sounds like a good beginning for a book, so, good exp.



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Bristow9091 said:
... I knew it was gonna' be your thread just on the title!

Just entertain yourself with YouTube videos and memes or something lol... and remember next time to take something with you, like a handheld console! And I'm sure having one or two drinks won't hurt either :P

I forgot my headphones x.x and I cant when Im with my client (bring a handheld). It makes him feel ignored x.x



Nighthawk117 said:
Hey, Star, I found you a bad joke:

The boss at his company had to fire someone, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have
to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

I liked that! Good one!



BraLoD said:
You could be stuck at a bar with BraLoD... think about it.
Value your luck.

That'd be fun though!



UPDATE:

My client is yelling to everyone at the bar that I just moved out here from Oregon fun times...
Also a drunk stripper randomly hugged me



Bristow9091 said:
vivster said:
They have games for phones now.

This is so very true... some pretty decent games for wasting time too, I like playing Burrito Bison whenever I'm on the bus, makes 15-20 minute journeys fly by!

Ever play 1-Bit Rogue?