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When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A

 



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I think Chuck Norris jokes died a couple months ago. Possibly from a roundhouse kick.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

"I think Chuck Norris jokes died a couple months ago. Possibly from a roundhouse kick." ROFL! btw bruce lee would so 2-inch punch his ass and break the sound barrier



I am WEEzY. You can suck my Nintendo loving BALLS!

 

MynameisGARY

ROFL LMAO at the family guy vid



I am WEEzY. You can suck my Nintendo loving BALLS!

 

MynameisGARY

Chuck Norris' Calendar goes from March 31 to April 2, because there's no fooling Chuck Norris



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I'd hate to break it to you guys, but Chuck Norris is not cool anymore. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris#Politics



chuck and W. bush are booooooy's!!!!!!!!!!!!



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MynameisGARY

"Evolution does not exist" ~_~ Hoo boy. Did he REALLY say that, in that context?



Nobody is crazy enough to accuse me of being sane.

he said that meaning that he just has a list of animals that he has allowed to live