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highwaystar101 on 30 March 2008

Me and my pub quiz team go down the local chinese on a sunday after the quiz is over. Anyway we were talking about our favorite family guy moments. Suddenly my mate started quoting the "free tibet" bit. but he didn't whisper it, he yelled it at the top his voice. Next thing we knew there were about 4 chinese people looking at us in pure disgust. Luckily they were there to give us our food, otherwise we would have had very questionable "mayonaise" on all of our food lol.



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ferret1094 on 30 March 2008

I would switch to another take away if I were you, they're bound to remember!



stof on 30 March 2008

A friend of mine (Female, non racist, normally very smart) Stated that Asians really do have smaller penises just as our waiter was walking up behind her to fill her water glass... at the Mandarin!



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ferret1094 on 30 March 2008

@Stof http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm



Moongoddess256 on 30 March 2008
stof said:
A friend of mine (Female, non racist, normally very smart) Stated that Asians really do have smaller penises just as our waiter was walking up behind her to fill her water glass... at the Mandarin!

My asian friends who have slept with many asian men say its true. Not a racist comment, just the truth. Poor waiter though, he probably went and cried.



[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan

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stof on 30 March 2008

I'm not saying it was a false statement. But the Mandarin! Come on!



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

Moongoddess256 on 30 March 2008
stof said:
I'm not saying it was a false statement. But the Mandarin! Come on!


heh if men heard everything women say about their most valued organs they'd all go gay. At least that guy got it to the face instead of behind the back haha.

I have this stupid alcoholic uncle who was with us on this family thing in Boston (North End... lots of italians) and he started talking shit about Italians. Loudly. The rest of us decided we'd get a taxi instead of walking with him. Somehow he managed to not get shot on his way back.



[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan

Strategyking92 on 30 March 2008

I heard the worst thing you could do is fall asleep at a college keg party.

so many urban legends.



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CaptainPrefrences on 30 March 2008

yea lol my friend said "jesus christ, smells like curry here. must be some fucking pakis close by"

and there was a sikh guy riding his bike lol.



ferret1094 on 30 March 2008

If he was Sikh I very much doubt he was Pakistani!