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My Controller from Xbox Design Labs just arrived and I'd like to share my experience with unboxing it with you guys. It's almost like getting ready for some sweet love making.

First off is the packing. It's nice how they make everything so nice and snug, with little cardboard inserts to make everything fit perfectly.

The box it's packed in is like grade A stuff, bruh.. Just like all Xbox packaging for this gen. Gives an Apple premium feel. They could pack shit in a box and it'll feel like a treat opening it.

Now it's time to unbox this baby. One flip of the top and BAM, that's it! Behold this sexy controller that dreams are made of. It comes with some grade A batteries too. So generious of you M$. You really love us.

Now pose for everybody, baby.

Show them your back side.

Let me stick this in you. Does that energize you?

You are so hot, whether you are turned off or turned on.

Notice how the Xbox button has a yellow X to match the casing. So hot! OK, I need to control myself.

There you have it folks. For $79.99, you too can have yourself one of these babys.

https://xboxdesignlab.xbox.com/

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For some reason this is like watching porn for controllers like that Xbox One Elite video at E3 2015.



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Put the condoms away, it's mustard yellow! eesssssssh!



Yay... SWORDF1SH is back!

I always have condoms on my bed. Just in case I ever have sex. 😒







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darkenergy said:
For some reason this is like watching porn for controllers like that Xbox One Elite video at E3 2015.

Now imagine reading this with swanky porn music in the background. 🙄







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pbroy said:
Yay... SWORDF1SH is back!

I always have condoms on my bed. Just in case I ever have sex. 😒

lol actually it's not a bad colour and looks quite nice. Mustard yellow just reminds me of drab and uncool stuff. 

I definitely don't need condom nowadays, marriage was the first nail and then having a baby was the final nail in the coffin for my sex life :( 



pbroy said:
darkenergy said:
For some reason this is like watching porn for controllers like that Xbox One Elite video at E3 2015.

Now imagine reading this with swanky porn music in the background. 🙄

Actually imagine that bad ass music used for the Elite controller reveal at E3 2015.



Proud to be a Californian.

aaahhhh you know what it is...



SWORDF1SH said:
pbroy said:
Yay... SWORDF1SH is back!

I always have condoms on my bed. Just in case I ever have sex. 😒

lol actually it's not a bad colour and looks quite nice. Mustard yellow just reminds me of drab and uncool stuff. 

I definitely don't need condom nowadays, marriage was the first nail and then having a baby was the final nail in the coffin for my sex life :( 

Well fuck, you're married and with a kid?! Who allowed you to procreate? 😛 We learn something new every day. 







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JRPGfan said:

aaahhhh you know what it is...

Haha.. love it







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