Here's my desk:

I can always start with that.

And that's rounding up.

Declare your work area a separate nation.

Start by making a flag out of post-it-notes and a pen. Write a national anthem. Set up an inter-cubicle ballistic missile defense system out of elastic bands. Build a standing army out of paper clip sculptures and use white-out to denote rank.

If someone nearby is equally bored, inform them they are pressing onto your borders and their hostilities will not be tolerated unless treaties are signed (it is always best to negotiate from a position of strength). Send a platoon of your finest paper clip solders as representatives, along with a short list of issues that need to be discussed. Start printing money. If they declare independence as well, you cannot afford them to become a superpower.

If no one else nearby is equally bored, print off some propaganda posters for your work area.  MS Paint is not recommended, but it is on occasion hilarious. Create a blog to update the citizens of your nation of the local/national news.

Man, I miss slow days at work, been confined to my own home for almost a month now...

Combine those two. A small bottle of lotion always comes in handy and is easy to conceal in your pocket.

And how the fuck can you be bored? Pokémon Go is always at your disposal on your phone! Not unless you are a loser with a Windows Phone. 🙄

Can't you tell?  I'm a VGChartz Operator.  Look at my PC screen.  :p

I surf the internet at work, slow or not.

Yesterday was slow day. Not much work. Sitting around, slow internetz. But well, only for 6 hours.

Your ava is very sexy. She has very lewd look on her face. I feel like she is undressing me with her eyes. It makes feel very uncomfortable. I feel very dirty right now. >_>

You know (going off topic), my past avys have been a lightning rod for frivolous bans and moderations.  The one you see now shows less skin but is one of the most provacative avys I've employed so far.  Go figure.  But you do know who she is, do you?

I know that. I was parodying. >_>

On Topic: Today was not slow. But still far from being fast. Tomorrow will be slow again, because i won't have to watch my machine constantly.