I don't even know who you are but I find this really offensive, how is possible I'm not even on the top 3? That nº1 spot should be clearly for me, I demand a revision of your ranking.
As for my top:
1. Curl-6: He said Super Metroid was not that great, he should be clearly permabanned for that. He also happens to be my favourite user, we humans are complicated sometimes.
2. Spemanig: I secretly agree with him on more things that I want to admit, but he said Splatoon is not a good game, what? Completely unacceptable, get out of here.
3. Pavolink: He thinks Other M is a great game. Do I need to say more?
4. RolStoppable: When Splatoon was released he bought Puzzle and Dragons instead and the mods didn't even warned him. Despicable.
5. Cloudman: He is always nice, nobody is always nice on the internet, where did you fell from? But the real reason is his drawings, they are so much better than mine... dam it!