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KONAMI ANNOUNCE A NEW STEALTH TITLE, STARRING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER PLAYERS.



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"Andrew House, announces Bricking It for the PlayStation 4, a third-person game involving a team of bumbling surgeons."



LuckyTrouble said:
Oh god.

"PlayStation 4K revealed to be in partnership with TellTale Games - Episode 1 will include the processor."

My God some of these are so savagely good. 



The best one yet:

"PLAYSTATION 4K IT REVEALED TO BE SMOKE AND MIRRORS! THE ENTIRE THING A PLOY TO GET MICROSOFT TO WASTE MONEY."



PDF said:
SHUHEI YOSHIA, ANNOUNCES ARMY OF POO FOR THE PLAYSTATION VR, A HENTAI GAME INVOLVING BEING CHASED BY VERY ANGRY POTATOES.

Day One lol



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'Earthworm' Jim Ryan, announces Squishy Bits for the PlayStation Vita, a Stealth game involving a door-to-door fish salesman on a council estate just ouside of Oldham.



 

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