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CosmicSex on 07 June 2016

To get a random headline go to:

http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/E3-2016/E3-Tomorrow-s-Headlines-Today/m-p/24311042

This thing is hilarious

I got :

YU SUZUKI DEMOS THE LATEST SHENMUE, THE GAMEPLAY LASTS 3 SECONDS - SUZUKI ANNOUNCES THEY ARE NOW BANKRUPT.

and this:

ROSS 'THREEPWOOD' THOROUGHGOOD, ANNOUNCES THE ROOM FOR THE PLAYSTATION VITA, A SIMULATION GAME INVOLVING WHOLLY GAY PIRATE LOVERS.

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Neodegenerate on 07 June 2016

SHUHEI YOHIDA, WHILST WEARING A PLAYSTATION VR HEADSET DEMOS SUPER RUB A DUB 2.

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Shadow8 on 07 June 2016

Gio Corsi, announces The Room for the PlayStation Vita, a Visual Novel game involving an evil Disneyland with playable mascot characters.

OMG I'M SO IN FOR THAT!

Edit: Looks like you can refresh it and get more :P

Final Fantasy VIII Remake now called Final Fantasy Versus XXIV and scheduled for 2025.

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CosmicSex on 07 June 2016

Shadow8 said:

Gio Corsi, announces The Room for the PlayStation Vita, a Visual Novel game involving an evil Disneyland with playable mascot characters.

OMG I'M SO IN FOR THAT!

Edit: Looks like you can refresh it and get more :P

Final Fantasy VIII Remake now called Final Fantasy Versus XXIV and scheduled for 2025.

I like my verison of The Room better:

ROSS 'THREEPWOOD' THOROUGHGOOD, ANNOUNCES THE ROOM FOR THE PLAYSTATION VITA, A SIMULATION GAME INVOLVING WHOLLY GAY PIRATE LOVERS.

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Veknoid_Outcast on 07 June 2016

This is brilliant!

SONY AND MICROSOFT ANNOUNCE A DEAL FOR CROSS-PLATFORM MULTIPLAYER. WORDS WITH FRIENDS SET TO LAUNCH IN THE FALL.

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Tmfwang on 07 June 2016

MARK CERNY, ANNOUNCES HIGH CLUB FOR THE PLAYSTATION VITA, A STEALTH GAME INVOLVING BECOMING A RELUCTANT SLAVER TO BOOST THE ECONOMY.

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Spade on 07 June 2016

SHUHEI YOHIDA, WHILST WEARING A PLAYSTATION VR HEADSET DEMOS SUPER RUB A DUB 2.

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lordsynbios on 07 June 2016

Adam Boyes plays a video of English weather on stage. Dark Cloud 3 confirmed.

Do not tease me like this Sony!!!

Edit:

Sony reveals the PlayStation 4K to be named PlayStation Scorpio, just to confuse everyone.

Ok, well played.

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CosmicSex on 07 June 2016

Shadow8 said:

Final Fantasy VIII Remake now called Final Fantasy Versus XXIV and scheduled for 2025.

:p

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Barkley on 07 June 2016

SHUHEI YOSHIA, ANNOUNCES CARNAL DESIRES FOR THE PLAYSTATION VITA, A STEALTH GAME INVOLVING PEEPING THROUGH WINDOWS AT NIGHT.

First one I got... and the title matches what you do in the game, perv on people... it's even on the right system for perverted games.

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