Raises hand...
I know it is going to get me at a later point... Hopefully that time is still far off in the horizon

I am horrible. If I have court in two weeks at 9am, I will wait until 8:50 to get my files together. More than once, I've gone to court with nothing but a vague recollection of the case, and a file full of unrelated material. If I ever arrest you, ask for a trial. You will kick my ass!! Fortunately, that rarely happens. On the occassions that it has, I'd luckily stumbled accross the right paperwork. My day is coming though.......

I remember, in high school, rather than do my homework, I'd op to stay up all night. I figured if I never went to sleep, tomorrow would never come. My plan NEVER worked once.

what was I going to say?
....
I forgot

I don't suffer from procrastination... I love that shit.

I think we got the internet when I was 13. It all went downhill from there. I used to be a massive over-achiever, now I'd rather sit online and ponder important questions like who would win: cats vs ferrets?

A ferret would kick a cat's ass in seconds.

That's what's what I said, and my brother's response was "no coz cats rock". You can tell he's got a 1st class degree in philosophy.

I'll tell you tomorrow.

i cant stop procrastinating