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Moongoddess256 on 18 March 2008
Words Of Wisdom said:

I think they're quite possibly the worst things ever invented.

During a road trip earlier, I found myself staring at one... in agony. I don't know what it is about unisex bathrooms that makes the average person man turns into an idiot in them. They're always smelly. They're always nasty. The toilet is always covered with urine. And no I'm not just talking about the lower part but the seat as well and usually anything else nearby.

There's poor hygiene and then there's down right disgusting hygiene, and unisex bathrooms manage to outdo them both. Public bathrooms and res-hall bathrooms have nothing on these things. I don't get it. Really, do men just not know how to aim when using anything other than a urinal? Is it really that hard to hit a gigantic toilet-sized hole and is it too much to ask that if you don't know how to aim that you sit the f*ck down? Women do it all the time, it won't freakin' kill you!

Sorry for the rant but gawd that's disgusting.

People who pee all over toilets should be made to clean those toilets... with their tongues.

I really really don't believe you are a guy anymore.

 Females will be always be shocked by the lack of cleanliness in restrooms used by males. Males are used to it... and cause it.



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superchunk on 18 March 2008
Stockstar1138 said:
superchunk said:
Stockstar1138 said:
here is my problem.

if all the urinals are filled up, or there isn't enough space between me and another dude, ill go in a stall.

now if the seat is down i have two options.

1. Lift the nasty seat, get who knows what on my hands, and piss.

2. Keep the seat down, risk pissing all over it, and keep my hands clean.

If there is piss already on the seat from somebody else, I just add more piss to it, cause I am not touching it, otherwise ill use some TP and lift the seat up. One dude can cause 10 dudes to piss on the seat, its kind of like a chain reaction.

Choose option one, because you should be washing your hands anyways. If you don't then that is a whole other problem we need to discuss.

only if there are automatic faucets. somebody elses nasty hands have touched that faucet and even after im done cleaning my hands, i gotta touch some germ infested, nasty faucet handle. ill flush the toliet with my shoe. id much rather have the last thing my hands touched by my pen15 then some faucet handle. i don't sh1t in public places, so poopy hands ain't an issue.


 No. because then someone who shakes your hand is touching your penis. That is just disgusting. Use a paper towel to turn it off and open the door. Its just that easy.



Stockstar1138 on 18 March 2008
superchunk said:
Stockstar1138 said:
superchunk said:
Stockstar1138 said:
here is my problem.

if all the urinals are filled up, or there isn't enough space between me and another dude, ill go in a stall.

now if the seat is down i have two options.

1. Lift the nasty seat, get who knows what on my hands, and piss.

2. Keep the seat down, risk pissing all over it, and keep my hands clean.

If there is piss already on the seat from somebody else, I just add more piss to it, cause I am not touching it, otherwise ill use some TP and lift the seat up. One dude can cause 10 dudes to piss on the seat, its kind of like a chain reaction.

Choose option one, because you should be washing your hands anyways. If you don't then that is a whole other problem we need to discuss.

only if there are automatic faucets. somebody elses nasty hands have touched that faucet and even after im done cleaning my hands, i gotta touch some germ infested, nasty faucet handle. ill flush the toliet with my shoe. id much rather have the last thing my hands touched by my pen15 then some faucet handle. i don't sh1t in public places, so poopy hands ain't an issue.


 No. because then someone who shakes your hand is touching your penis. That is just disgusting. Use a paper towel to turn it off and open the door. Its just that easy.


Ignorance is bliss.

But think about it, if I touch my penis, then touch a faucet, then somebody else touches a faucet, then  touches your hand, you are still touching penis. 

You're going to be touching penis anyway you look at it and know somebody else (dude who touched the faucet) has penis on his hand.

The best bet is your own personal hand wipes.



luinil on 18 March 2008

Not all males cause it, but I will agree with most. I have see my share of nasty women's restrooms where the previous lady didn't know how to change a tampon correctly or something... it got everywhere... nasty!



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RPG_Fanatic on 18 March 2008

Such a delightful topic. But I agree with the fact that public washrooms are gross. Which is why I always use a bunch of toilet paper to:
1. Clean the toilet seat
2. Place on the toilet seat, just to be safe, before i sit on it.



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SeriousWB on 18 March 2008

Don't you have urinals?



Stockstar1138 on 18 March 2008
SeriousWB said:
Don't you have urinals?

Yes, but if they are all taken, you go to the stall or if you would have to stand next to another dude and there is no divider you go to the stall.

 natural men's bathroom etiquette.



XCosMarX on 18 March 2008

there are always two or three that well pee all over the seat and outside I try to evade this places, but when taking a piss is ok :) but for poo poo is a no no



SeriousWB on 18 March 2008

Or you could just, wait. It's not like the other guys are going to take an eternity, they're taking a piss.



Stockstar1138 on 18 March 2008
SeriousWB said:
Or you could just, wait. It's not like the other guys are going to take an eternity, they're taking a piss.

If there was a guy standing behind me in the bathroom and there is an open stall, id be a little creeped out. 

Im not the most comfortable just standing there either waiting for some guy to get done goine.