A bunch of money and a fivesome with Natalie Portman, Allessandra Ambrosio, Scarlett Johannson, and Adriana Lima.

That's two years but hey, what the hell. There's at least a 98% chance that I would have a heart attack during the fivesome anyway.

Oh while I´m at it I´d like some things money can´t buy:

1. Play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix.

2. Control animals. (kill my enemys with a swarm of locust and such)

3. Be able to change my form (look like Jonny Depp to get women)

4. Be able to fly.

5. Have my own cartoon like Mr T did.

6. Have Chuck Norris as my personal bodygard (just for kicks... get it ??? kicks ???)

7. Have Gearoge Luckas redo all Star Wars films with me playing every male role.

8. Play poker and go drinking with Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Fry and Bender.

9. Be able to ban Mods on this site.

10. Be able to do all the drugs in the world without dying.

11. Have all the drugs in the world.

12. Get Natalie Portman as close as possible to me, and as far away possible from rocketpig (she is mine, all mine) 

@rocketpig

I'd trade my hole life for that fivesome ;)

@El Duderino

I'd probably pick number 3 and change into Ryan Reynolds.

10 & 11 are redundant. You could have just put "Be Keith Richards" and covered them both. 

Nothing, probably.

@rocket: Ha, you got me there... you should check my updated list though.. you won´t like it...

Something very similar to what Rocketpig said, but with Elisha Cuthbert instread of Nat Portman.

Perma ban.... ah c'mon! Why is that an exception?

Actually this reminds me of a joke I heard recently..

A man finds a genie who says he'll grant him three wishes but whatever he wishes for his wife gets double the exact same thing. He first asks for a huge mansion and she gets two. He asks for a nice car and she gets two. Then he asks to be beaten half to death......

Hmm I'd trade a years of my life for being billionaire so that I don't need to worry for myself for the rest of my life and assure that the future generations will be fine too.

El Duderino wants to get biblical on his enemies apparently.

And rocketpig, you just need a few fivesomes to warm up. Or just wish for the stamina to have them get long exhausted before you.

Rath, all the knowledge in the world would probably not make you happy. Humanity, she does not have a kind past or present. Though at least with all that knowledge, you'd probably know the best place to move.

Also, I'd probably use about 50 years. A few things I want, and then I could die happy.