| El Duderino said: Oh while I´m at it I´d like some things money can´t buy:
1. Play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix. 2. Control animals. (kill my enemys with a swarm of locust and such) 3. Be able to change my form (look like Jonny Depp to get women) 4. Be able to fly. 5. Have my own cartoon like Mr T did. 6. Have Chuck Norris as my personal bodygard (just for kicks... get it ??? kicks ???) 7. Have Gearoge Luckas redo all Star Wars films with me playing every male role. 8. Play poker and go drinking with Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Fry and Bender. 9. Be able to ban Mods on this site. 10. Be able to do all the drugs in the world without dying. 11. Have all the drugs in the world.
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10 & 11 are redundant. You could have just put "Be Keith Richards" and covered them both.
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