I love when people try to make themselves look more intelligent by claiming they get/got good grades in school.

Let's see a picture of that report card.

 They all use wifi and are slow. I need mobile broadband. 

 Ok  one sec have to upload it.

"Pics or it didn't happen" is the phrase you were looking for.

Still waiting for that picture....

I'll be laughing my ass off if you somehow ended up getting banned again.

On topic, I would actually discourage bringing electronics to school.

^ He should still be banned.

 I'm guessing he's working in photoshop right now, has to make those D's look like A's!

 They let us. If you mean it would get stolen. I will have it on me all of the time. 

Where's the picture bro? Camera not working? Internet problems? Oh wait, let me guess, your dog ate it.

 I just started uploading it now after scanning it. My upload speed is only 756k and the file is 1.5Mbs. So it should take about 5 mins.