By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close

Forums - General - Word of the day: Textard

Source Gizmodo

 

British Protecting Local Textards by Padding Lampposts

Apparently, there's been a large number of injuries in England caused by boneheads walking and texting and then walking into solid objects. Rather than create some sort of Darwinian euthanasia program like I would if I was Duke or Lord or Bobby or whatever the leader of that country goes by, the Brits have decided to simply place padding around the lampposts, making them idiotproof for their populous. It's currently being tested on Brick Lane in London and if it's successful it'll spread to other cities in England. Feel free to use the comments section to bemoan what a shameful statement this makes about your country and claim that you are one of the few smart ones, Brits.

 



Around the Network

Wow. This would get SO SO much bashing if it was in the US. But since it's the Brits, we just say, "Those silly Brits!"



LEFT4DEAD411.COM
Bet with disolitude: Left4Dead will have a higher Metacritic rating than Project Origin, 3 months after the second game's release.  (hasn't been 3 months but it looks like I won :-p )

Well Ben, I'm sure you yanks are just as likely to walk into the lamp posts. The Padding is necessary because the Brit's are more likely to lose their teeth when it happens

:p



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

...so what if they come from the other side?



what a silly reason to pad a pole.