i yaa i yaa hoooooooooooo

Y'all are terrible composers, you know that?

And he says:"Y'all are terrible composers, you know that?"
When he really means: Y'all are the greatest friends ever, you know that?

wolfgang amadeus mozart was my great great great grand father after all

Y'all should stop smoking pot, seriously

Were wonderful.

weed is good for your health it grows your appetite

And he says:"Y'all should stop smoking pot, seriously"
When he really means: This is the greatest day of my life because you are all here.

EDIT - First! :D

So far we have

Anywhere my friend Mr. Lowe goes, people shout " Hey Mr. Lowe!"

When he hears them he thinks to himself "Oh, how my friends are nice."

i yaa i yaa hoooooooooooo

And he says:"Y'all are terrible composers, you know that?"
When he really means: Y'all are the greatest friends ever, you know that?

And he says:"Y'all should stop smoking pot, seriously"
When he really means: This is the greatest day of my life because you are all here.

.....It's useless....