Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Ronald Reagan

Jim Cunningham: "Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places..."

Donnie: "You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist."

The way he says that in the movie is just briljant.

They say, "How's it goin'?" and I say "Great." And then they go (affects empathetic voice), "Tch, you know what, man? I'd really hate to be in your position, man. I mean, your life must be really hard." And I'm thinking, what? You sell two fuckin' records in Gloucester, and you're telling me you'd hate to be in my position? I've got a fuckin' Rolls-Royce and a fuckin' bastard mansion, and an airplane and you'd hate to be me? Ha, not as much as I'd fuckin' hate to be you, you daft cunt -- living in a fuckin' squat with your bird and a fuckin' dog! Yeah, being a multi-millionaire is a big, bad pain in the ass, man -- you wouldn't want to wish that on anybody.

- Noel Gallagher

"Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word."

- Liam Gallagher

"Now we all drink Pepsi"
- Noel Gallagher after being sued by Coke

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling. -Walter Sobchak
If things don't change, they'll stay the same. -Murray Walker
I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I'm not sir, and that sir, is an idiot. -Peter Griffin

"I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies." - Homer J Simpson.

Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? -Walter again
Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. -Mr Blonde

I was on another forum a few weeks ago and they had some great quotes from Tallulah Bankhead...

“I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.”

“Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.”

“There is less in this than meets the eye”

(on seeing a former lover for the first time in years) "I thought I told you to wait in the car.”

“My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.”

“I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.”

The first Time Crisis, when you have defeated the first boss:

"She must be dead by now!"

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." David Friedman

'My enemy's enemy is my friend.' AUTHOR UNKNOWN

2. In a stof appreciation thread

"It would seem that you like me. You really like me!
As you damn well should. I'm fantastic." -Stof

3. Wojitas speaking to Onna

Lady talking, I hear "blah, blah, blah....blah, blah..blah"
I answer, "Of course. Your right, I agree 100% with you honey."

4. Stof speaking with Jasmine(attacking ioi's numbers)

Here's my dilemna. Normally, when a person with three posts starts rudely attacking people
while simultaneously trying their damndest to bitch about the site, I'd ban them.
But with ioi already being in the thick of things, I'd hate to cut off a convo that
the big cheese himself is in on...
I think I'll play it safe and flip a coin *searches pockets* hm...
it would seem that I'm broke. Well now that I'm poor and bitter,
I'll just go ahead and ban them!

5. You have been an inspiration, and I hope my path finds it's way towards you someday.

6.JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHE ^^ MY ODD OBSESSION....

7.You've been entrusted because you can be trusted, try to carry the burden.

8.There is neither a more trustworthy ally nor fearsome foe than you.