ethomaz on 27 September 2014
In love with the game.
| Admiral Woofington said: Gather round children and let me tell you of the story of The Radical Raid Group. It was on a dark night at 10 pm when all members gathered to venture forth towards the adventure. Four of them had never been there before, but with the help of two who already lost their raid virginity they went onward towards adventure. As they passed the first stage, their bond grew closer, almost to a sexuality exhilarating level. The tension between these Brobiwan Kenobis and those Edgar Allan Bros was reaching critical mass. Then they beat the first boss, and they cemented their roles in the team. As they reached the Gorgon labyrinth they realized that the drop and title appearance of the area reminded them all of Dark Souls, so as a measure of safety they proceeded to do the only thing Dark Souls fans do when they need a moment of rest.  They continued onwards. And after initial attempts at the final boss where tempers were lost and screaming into tiny microphones were occurring, they all thought the bromance was lost. But nobody puts baby in the corner. In this case baby represented all of them so roll with me. They eventually got the formula down and beat the boss. After many tears and nerdgasms of joy, they congratulated each other and knew at that moment that if marrying a bro was legal and you could like live with them without any sex, they'd do it right there and then. Also if polygamy wasn't socially frowned upon. They returned to the tower, where they had a most exquisite dance party  All of the guardians were super jelly of our brave heroes. But one of them, named Steamtrain or some shit this author can't remember, was so fucking peanut butter and jelly he decided to try and fuck up the picture by turning on the fan. Little did he know he only made it better because then the gang could take a picture like one of those 80s sitcom endings where they all jump in midair to celebrate After the very long party of one like 3 minutes of strenuous sweaty dancing to honor the memory of Kevin Bacon, they sat down and stared longingly into each others' eyes  "Was that shit dope or what?" asked one of the bros "Indeed it was broseph" responded another. "You never forget your first time" said a third bro, as they all giggled like idiots After looking at the time, they all decided to call it a night, with promises to one day repeat this. Not all of them got the raid exclusive gear you can get from the chests. Heck some of them only got shards and energy. As two of the bros kept rubbing it in Woofington's face all throughout the raid that they had Heart of the Praxic Fire and didn't even care for it, Woofington raged but ultimately he smiled because he... ....Got the last word  tl;dr Raid completed total elapsed time 3 and 1/2 hours. |
