And why is he not the ghost of a fox?

I have a question.

How long will this thread keep getting bumped?

As long as it takes, kenzo. As long as it takes.

 Takes until wat.

Till Ragnarok. This thread is mentioned in ancient Norse prophecies, you know. It has a role to play.

Bump up the thread bump it up
A bump it up yo bump it

It's simple really. Because why would you ride a kart when you can just roll in to a ball?

Well damn, how fast can Samus roll in morph ball mode? It would be really awesome if it was a comparable speed and this somehow worked out. You could have Samus in a ball, Mario in a Kart, and then Sonic on foot!

Actually, this just reminded me of my ultimate crossover racing game fantasy. I call it "Rubang's Childhood: The Racing Game." Here are some of the characters:

Optimus Prime as a truck
Hot Rod as a car
The Ecto-1A full of Ghostbusters
The Pizza Van full of TMNT Turtle Power
The ThunderTank, driven by Panthro
The Batmobile, driven by Batman
KITT, driven by Michael Knight
A 1963 Aston Martin DB5, driven by James Bond
The Mystery Machine, driven by Shaggy
A cloud, (now get this) driven by a Care-Bear OR A LAKITU
Any fucking Dino-Rider on a dino
Mr. T in his van
Rainbow Brite riding on her horse Starlite
He-Man riding on Battle Cat

Yeah, it's 5:15 am on the west coast, and I'm drunk as hell. What are you gonna do about it?

(Hint: add to my list for the ultimate 70's/80's franchise racing crossover. I'm sure I forgot something.)

^Absolute brilliance.
You just need Air Wolf and it's title theme and you are done.

I don't have time to read thru all these posts but I thought all the Mario Kart characters made sense until R.O.B but that doesn't mean that Samus should be in it.
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