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fireburn95 said:
Cause dey not infinite polygons like us humans, and dey have no sub surface scattering or translucent lighting like us

Pretty sure the average female chest in video games already has more polygons that the average female chest in the real world.



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XanderXT said:
Wright said:

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Look this beauty here.


Where and who is that? On the topic, you don't think Resident Evil people are hot? Dishonor on you! 


That's a dude...



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toastboy44562 said:

For real homies,

Kratos/ugly

Mario/Ugly has a big nose

Link/Too feminin

Marcus Fenix/ugly

cole trail/ugly

And now the females.. There breasts look too big and unnatural. They so big I don't even want them!

What ever happened to normal sized boobs??

 

At least Masterchief knows he's ugly and never shows his face

 

Why are most video game characters so ugly?


don't know about Link being ugly cause he's feminine. To me he looks like an a pointy earred Brad Pitt (Hope I'm not being Racist against Elves ). I don't see why Brad Pitt is hot but girls seem to like him so I guess he's hot.

Princess Zelda is FIYA IMO. Man the things I would to her ears while it's going down...

@Mario being ugly for having a big nose. Hey, he gets all the Princesses in the games right? I would call Mario cute in a kiddy sort of way?



WorldBreakerHulk said:
XanderXT said:
Wright said:

-snip-

 

Look this beauty here.


Where and who is that? On the topic, you don't think Resident Evil people are hot? Dishonor on you! 


That's a dude...


She's a man who had a sex change? OK. 



XanderXT said:
WorldBreakerHulk said:


That's a dude...


She's a man who had a sex change? OK. 


What does it matter, wouldn't you bang her?!



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I know Toast u just want your threads to get as many hits and reply's as possible and i know damn well some very awesome looking char's in games but ok this time I'll fall for it and will name some.
Nathan Drake, Ellie, Raiden, Kat, Dante, every female in tekken and DOA, Delsin! and best of them all, the one I think i will never see again :( my beloved Regina



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toastboy44562 said:

And now the females.. There breasts look too big and unnatural. They so big I don't even want them!

Loli Ftw ?



Ka-pi96 said:
Wright said:

What does it matter, wouldn't you bang her?!

Well that depends on how much of a sex change she's had doesn't it?


Nah. Just do like Toby, close your eyes and choose to ignore if you touch something that shouldn't be there.



Ka-pi96 said:

I suppose that's possible.... but what if something that should be there is missing?


There's more than one hole.



Ka-pi96 said:
Wright said:

There's more than one hole.

You seem to know a lot about this...


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