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Forums - Gaming - putting the console wars into a penis joke

The wii u is like the balls its hanging around. The ps4 is like a black penis with a big lead. And the Xbox one is like the jizz just being blown away by the ps4 hahaha



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Where are the shemales in this joke?



This is not going to end well...



Uh wow. If I had a sticker I would give one to you.



Sony is a guy who started strong, but finished quick.

Nintendo is the whisky dick.

Microsoft is the girl being fucked.



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Inb4 lock. Great puns though!



is this for real...



"Just for comparison Uncharted 4 was 20x bigger than Splatoon 2. This shows the huge difference between Sony's first-party games and Nintendo's first-party games."

Leadified said:
Uh wow. If I had a sticker I would give one to you.


I thought it was pretty funny anyone else

spemanig said:

Sony is a guy who started strong, but finished quick.

That sounds more like Nintendo and Microsoft. They had good launches, and then started selling horribily. Sony is getting #1 in the Chartz.



Nintentacle said:
Inb4 lock. Great puns though!


Thank you I thought it was funny as hell