Well, if we did that, we'd need to make a trailer!

And a boxart. I can do that one. Just ask some people about the VGCharted games!

The main character, who has endured all the bad things on the other thread, finally defeats the cheapest boss ever in a fight that lasted an hour and 30 minutes. He took on a boss that had instant health and shield regeneration, two insta-kill attacks (one of them was nearly unavoidable), while the protagonist only weapon only dealt 1HP.

Suddenly, an omnipresent voice tells him that he finally defeated the most evil being in all of the universe. And for that, he'll receive a weapon he can use next time on the New Game+. A light from above descends a chest. The protagonist opens it to reveal a whistle with no special skill. He holds it in disbelief, while the light slowly disappears.

"Hey! What the f--
THE END

Since we already have an ending, we'll make this Alternate Ending DLC for $30!

After the protagonist defeats the main boss and saves the Earth, a voice boomed inside the room.

"Congratulations on your victory. But I'm afraid this is not over."

Suddenly, the protagonist was suddenly teleported to the beginning of the game, where he felt all his progress was lost. The game save file was erased; 950 hours of progress were lost. Now, all the weapons, the magic powers, the skills, every piece of armor was stripped from the protagonist.

"The weapons won't be in their original location. You have to bear the REAL main boss to get everything back."

"What the hell is this?!"

"Welcome to New Game+"

Oops, I didn't know. I kinda... made another ending without knowing.

Yeah, I realized that. It payed off, though! Now your idea is $30 DLC!

Ok, I've done a cover for the box art.  I know you weren't asking me to but it sounded like a bit of fun and I have no life so there you go.

It was a bit of work.  Took me quite a while but I think I've managed to capture the "essence" of the game.  Heh!  You wanted a bad game?  Well, this cover just screams "Bad game!"

Only thing is, how do I upload it?  Is there a function here to post it directly to the thread?

Ok, here we go...

Thanks for the info to help me get this up, Nintentacle.

You will note that I went to the effort of using the most ridiculous looking flying car I could find.  I was, at first, going to just use the classic flying DeLorean, but it's actually cool, in a retro kind of way.  And yes, that acid spray is from an image of a Xenomorph.

So, there you go!  Think we'll get any funding?

Tits that dont jiggle

It's amazing! Way better than my boxart's! I'll just need to add one touch soon, the Bethesda logo!