lolwtf guys! i choose / Natalie Gulbis OR Natalie Portman?

i have no idea who they are so Portman This Guy OR That Guy

Natalie Gulbis is the Anna Kournikova of the LPGA, Sells lots of calendars, hasn't won a tournament of note

I choose THIS GUY.

Mary Kate Olsen

OR

Ashley Olsen?

Jamie Olsen, the abused, underappreciated, unknown, third olsen triplet with 7 finger and fire for toes and ugly $#!! as president OR George Bush as president

anyone but george bush Windows XP OR Windows Vista?

XP, Vista has too much crap you don't need to suck money *cough* PS3 *cough* or too little stuff that does nothing *cough* Sega (!?!?) *cough* XP gives the perfect amout of stuff *cough* Super Smash Bros. OR Mario Platformers

Mario Platformers. Loved them NES~SNES titles. altho SSB looks really fun with friends... Nvidia or Radeon?

i am tired and i am going to sleep

Radeon, because that's all I've ever had...though my next PC will undoubtedly be Nvidia cause of nice prices. Bounty Hunters OR Assassins

Assassins, they kill for a cause not for money, plus the word comes from the arabic Hashshashin a group a militant muslims who murderd crusaders and muslim rulers they dissaged with between 1090-1270. The word Hashshashin meant, eaters of hashish and in the middle ages it was a synonym for outlaws, later french crusaders took the word home and transformed it into assassins. So when you all are playing assassins creed later this year don´t forget that all those killers are high on hash . See History can be fun.

Hypothetical question: You just found out Darth Vader is your father, do you

A: Start crying like a baby and scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OR

B: Get up and use the arm you still have to punch him right in the kisser.

Choose wisely young Skywalker.