Italian.

Sausages

or

Towel Racks? 

Towel racks. I literally have no place to put my towels right now. They keep falling off the door handle. (OK Bodhesatva, I'll out-random you) A stick OR Yo-Yo Ma

Yo-Yo Ma and yes I know who that is, musical genious always come before dead wood, had you said a tree...oh well, now for some philosophy:

Is man (and women) primarily good and social (from birht, without any interference)

OR

Bad and selfish

Good. Selfishness is instilled by government and religion. And pie. Good as it is, pie causes much selfishness. Dry Champaigne OR Fine Cocaine

Ugh. Dry Champagne, I suppose. Happy and Poor or Filthy Rich and Depressed?

happy and poor, money can´t cure depression and beeing depressed sucks big time

Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he can´t eat it.

YES

or

NO

No. He can eat a burrito, no matter how hot.

Michelle Wie

OR

Nintendo Wii? (P.S. Nintendo should get her to change her name from Wie to Wii. Think of the marketing possibilities!)

hmmm... I think I'll go with Michelle Wie. Maybe they should get her to advertise Wii Golf. Dr. Jekyl or Mr. Hyde?

Jekyll. I always preferred being Mr. Seek, anyway. Assuming you were stationed in Vietnam, which would you prefer? a Playboy OR Bob Hope

do you mean a Playboy magazine or a playboy bunny to entertain you ??? eather way I´d take the playboy, if my ass was on the line fighting vietcong I wouldn´t care about a rich dude with a golf club making jokes, I actually liked Bob Hope but as a soldier I would have wanted something to love me long time :)

Now to blow some minds, are the following sentences both wrong or true

The following sentence is a lie.

The sentence above is true.